Find The Boots

Rantings from a few corporate types about life, technology, travel, guns, politics, and everything good in the world.

Meet Ben

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Michelle Malkin, the conservative hottie, put up a post about Ben.

Hi, I'm Ben, a 25-year-old white guy from rural Virginia. I used to be a directory assistance operator, but now I work at the Wal Mart in Waynesboro. I still live with my parents.

I rarely disagree with Michelle, but I'm not sure why she decide to showcase this loser. Ben's site has been up for 10 years, but he's only managed a Google Page Rank of 4. That's pretty low. Michelle has a PR of 7, making her one of the heavy hitters. Most webmasters would be willing to pay for a link from a PR 7 site -- it will definitely help him in his pathetic ranking. You'll notice I linked to Michelle's review of his site, not his site. There's no reason to give him any extra help. As a comparison, Find The Boots is a PR 3, and we've only been up for the last year and this barely consumes a part of our lives. His website appears to be the best thing Ben has going.

As for piling on Ben, the point that sums it all up for me is at the bottom of his "About Me" section:

Is there anything else you'd like us to know?

Vote Democratic.

Yep, that's the level of intellect. I think another quote might be good advice to Ben, from Dean Wormer:

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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Find The Boots

An executive goes on a business trip. When he arrives, it's raining cats and dogs. To avoid ruining his shoes, he purchases a pair of galoshes for $15, which he expenses under "Misc." on his expense report. A week later, the accounting department rejects his expense report, with a post-it note that says that the company does not reimburse for items of clothing. The next trip, the executive turns in an expense report without the galoshes, but with a post-it note that says "FIND THE BOOTS!".