Find The Boots

Rantings from a few corporate types about life, technology, travel, guns, politics, and everything good in the world.

The Alexis Tyler Show

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Update: More stuff on Alexis Tyler.

I know we're posting a lot of vids lately, but I'd like to use YouTube before Google is seen to waste another couple of billion on a non-business.

What, you haven't heard about the new "yank your content" toolset for copyright holders? Oh, yeah, baby, all those SNL skits, gone. We'll be left with yelling German troops and high quality public access shows like this from Atlanta:

This is totally and completely not safe for work, but in a non-offensive way. Watch the whole thing, or at least get a look at her "prayered up to Jesus" co-host and to the part around the line of the decade:

We're hooked on the P*nis Power and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver and that plate's what, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sp*rm and a rectum full of sp*rm. We have to see what our issue is, because a man like that does not respect a woman.

Oh, baby, public access, your tax dollars at work!

Update: Sorry, had to blog just one more update on lovely Ms. P*nis Power. Watch the whole thing - she ain't lost none of her mojo for being famous!

1 Comments:

At 5:31 PM, CreoleSugar said…

lmaooooooooooooooooo, is that the reason why I get up in the am I feel like I've been working in the cotton fields all night ha!!! ^ 5 to penis power now all she needs to do is a show on a "squeezer" with Vagina Power!! :)

Find The Boots

An executive goes on a business trip. When he arrives, it's raining cats and dogs. To avoid ruining his shoes, he purchases a pair of galoshes for $15, which he expenses under "Misc." on his expense report. A week later, the accounting department rejects his expense report, with a post-it note that says that the company does not reimburse for items of clothing. The next trip, the executive turns in an expense report without the galoshes, but with a post-it note that says "FIND THE BOOTS!".