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Find The Boots

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Bad Brit SciFi

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Just got an email from Bob L. about a flight from LHR to SIN on Quantas. (I feel so powerful knowing what all that means. I hate Quantas business class, tho. Hard seats and lousy service.)

The Oriental lady from Starnes sitting next to Bob whips out one of these:


and starts lecturing him about how wonderful it is. According to the manufacturer:

The Eyezone Massager was developed using the principles of Chinese acupuncture and massage and magnetic therapy. Massaging the eyes stimulates circulation which tones the surrounding muscle tissue, reducing bags, dark circles and the signs of swelling or puffiness. Your eyes will look brighter and feel less tired and strained.

Right, whatever.

If my seatmate was wearing that I would have been afraid to go to sleep!

   

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