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John Edward Hypocrisy Watch

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

From a very hilarous Taranto's Best of the Web Today:

Wolf Blitzer: What is a "rich person," Senator Edwards?

The Lovely and Talented John Edwards: I don't know if I know what a rich person is.

Reader Bart Harmon offers Edwards a little help:

You might be rich person if . . .
You pay 400 bucks for a haircut, and that's with the ladies' day discount.
Your house has more square footage than most Central American counties.
You leave a larger carbon footprint than the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.
Your last three jobs were medical malpractice attorney, U.S. senator and hedge fund manager.
You can talk easily about two Americas because you own at least one of them.
You are paid $55,000 an hour to speak about poverty, and that's your college rate.

As some of my relatives might say: you might be rich if you can p*ss on folks and they nod and talk about the rain. I am so sorry that this load of LBJ-wannabe is from the South that I don't rightly know what to do.

I can assure you that, aside from his Prius-driving pretentious anti-war, anti-globalization (hello, where do you think your precious Chilean fair-trade feta comes from, pinhead?), anti-American moonbats-in-arms in Carrboro, Edwards probably couldn't buy a vote in Orange County.

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Find The Boots

An executive goes on a business trip. When he arrives, it's raining cats and dogs. To avoid ruining his shoes, he purchases a pair of galoshes for $15, which he expenses under "Misc." on his expense report. A week later, the accounting department rejects his expense report, with a post-it note that says that the company does not reimburse for items of clothing. The next trip, the executive turns in an expense report without the galoshes, but with a post-it note that says "FIND THE BOOTS!".