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Find The Boots

Rantings from a few corporate types about life, technology, travel, guns, politics, and everything good in the world.

Perfect Bacon Buttie

Friday, April 20, 2007

As you all know, we here at FTB accept no substitutes for a fine bacon buttie, preferably served at 12K meters over the ocean, in BA first class, with a water glass full of Johnny Walker Blue.

Well, less drunken scientists have determined that the formulae for the perfect sannich is:

N = C + {f_b(c_m) · f_b(t_c)} + f_b(T_s) + f_c · t_a.

I say the perfect on is the one in your hand, but then I'm a well known philistine. Albeit a quite round one!

I never get any of the really good jobs going:

In the experiment, some of the tasters sampled between four and six bacon sandwiches a day for three or four days.

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Find The Boots

An executive goes on a business trip. When he arrives, it's raining cats and dogs. To avoid ruining his shoes, he purchases a pair of galoshes for $15, which he expenses under "Misc." on his expense report. A week later, the accounting department rejects his expense report, with a post-it note that says that the company does not reimburse for items of clothing. The next trip, the executive turns in an expense report without the galoshes, but with a post-it note that says "FIND THE BOOTS!".

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