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Find The Boots

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10 Laws for Cell Phone Use

Saturday, July 08, 2006

I know, I know, this is all very obvious, but number 1 is pertinent for us (we?) road warriors?

1. Thou shalt not subject defenseless others to cell phone conversations.

Today in the DFW airport I got to listen to an executive with Intel tell me:

1> His wife found a wart on his, er, cell phone antenna, if you know what I mean;

2> Sales figures for embedded devices were really really going to miss the internal number; and

3> The new secretary in marketing wasn't wearing underwear at the group dinner on the last offsite. (Donna, you know your mama wouldn't have approved!) (Yes, that was not on the same call to his wife! :-)

I was also able to get his name, home address, and mastercard number when he ordered Omaha Steaks. (No, not from Amazon, he got 'em directly. And thus I got his home and cell phone numbers as well 'in case there is a problem with my order.')

Jeeze, could identify theft be any easier than buying a $89 refundable Southwest ticket and sitting around the power outlets?

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An executive goes on a business trip. When he arrives, it's raining cats and dogs. To avoid ruining his shoes, he purchases a pair of galoshes for $15, which he expenses under "Misc." on his expense report. A week later, the accounting department rejects his expense report, with a post-it note that says that the company does not reimburse for items of clothing. The next trip, the executive turns in an expense report without the galoshes, but with a post-it note that says "FIND THE BOOTS!".

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