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Find The Boots

Rantings from a few corporate types about life, technology, travel, guns, politics, and everything good in the world.

Bad Idea of the Week

Saturday, July 15, 2006

This probably seemed like a good idea at the time: The Stash Card

See, what you do is take that unused PC Card slot (PCMCIA to us old guys) and use it to hide your credit cards and spare cash.

Then, see, when someone rips off your airport while the TSA are taking 12 hours to do your complimentary body cavity search in ORD, they get your credit cards, cash, AND computer.

Wait, that is probably not the real selling point here.

I think, since it's only $9.95, we should all buy one and keep our list of corporate passwords in it. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Just think, some guy holds a patent on this.

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Find The Boots

An executive goes on a business trip. When he arrives, it's raining cats and dogs. To avoid ruining his shoes, he purchases a pair of galoshes for $15, which he expenses under "Misc." on his expense report. A week later, the accounting department rejects his expense report, with a post-it note that says that the company does not reimburse for items of clothing. The next trip, the executive turns in an expense report without the galoshes, but with a post-it note that says "FIND THE BOOTS!".

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